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01/18/07. Terrific Thursday VRB Games. Gainsley Sucker-Punch
Stadium, St. Louis Park LTF. Courts 1 and 2. 1915-2115.
Big JW was simply on fire with his poisonous Z-lobs to the left
abyss for an 11 point run against Doc MM in their first encounter of the night!
Doc MM started the game with several awesome low photon missile rips for a donut
lead of 3-0. However, JW’s evil Z-lobs and deep missile passes gave him his
second win of year 2007 over Doc MM! JW 11, Doc MM 3.
JW: That was some Ruth Chris’s
Steakhouse beating! Haha!
In game number two, JW continued to
poured on the, in Joel’s words, "Special Won Ton Soup for you!" The two
racquetball fought tooth and nail to a terse 9-9 tie! JW made some key unforced
errors near the end of the game and allowed Doc MM to escape with a narrow 13-11
win in over time! Doc MM 13, JW 11.
Doc MM: VRB folks and pundits, I was
very troubled by big Joel’s racquetball attire tonight, he wore an old long red
sweat pant, following in the fashion nonsense of Big Paul Righty! There has to
be some type of clothing attire standard for racquetball! What’s next? Joel’s
gonna shows up wearing his underwear and no shirt on to play?! Where do we draw
the line with inappropriate racquetball attire?! Hahaha!!
Other Games:
Doc MM 11, Fireball Mark 6.
JW 11, FM 6.
Doc MM 11, Big Paul Righty 0!
JW 11, Big PR 7.
FM 11, JW 8….FM: That was a good game because I won! I love to
win, losing sucks! I got used to losing, nothing beats winning! Hahaha!
FM defeats Old Mike Righty earlier in the night 11-0!
FM was up in the last game against Doc MM 3-0, but had
terrible cramps and retired and forfeited the last game of the night.
…Some For Old Time Sake VRB Trash Talking:
Big Paul Righty: Hey Marcus, you
know why I’m so hot with the ladies around here?
Doc MM: I’m not even going to
dignify that with an answer because I know that you’ll tell me anyway big man.
Big PR: Because I hung out with you
losers! You guys always make me look like a million bucks! Hahaha!
Doc MM: Hey Paul, just one quick
question sir, if we are such losers, how you like the big fat juicy Donut I gave
ya?
Big PR (grimace as in Donut Pain):
You suck.
Doc MM: I may suck Paulie, but I’m
still the one with 11 points and you still got zilch champ!
Big PR: Hahaha! I love trash
talking.
Doc MM: Oh Paulie, one more thing.
Big PR: Wat?
Doc MM: You suck at trash talking
too!
Big PR: I didn’t know one could suck
at trash talking?
Doc MM: I would suggest that you
take up tennis or something, but that’s even too low of a blow for me.
Big PR: Why? Because you’ll know
that I’ll be fantastic at tennis as well.
Doc MM: No Paulie, honestly I didn’t
suggest tennis because I didn’t want you sucking at two sports! You’re a very
dear racquetball friend of mine and I didn’t want to see you suffering!
…..VRB Conversation Overhead:
Fireball Mark: Hey Marcus, if Joel
hates being associated with the Navy, ya know I got an idea!
Doc MM: What do you have in mind?
FM: When’s his birthday? We should
get him the YMCA soundtrack and buys him a Sailor suit! Hahaha (patting his
belly for emphasis).
Doc MM: Hahahaha!
Wisbushi Lefty shows up and enters the conversation at 2105:
WL: So, a belated happy New Year
guys! Hey, where’s the big man Joel?
FM: Joel lost to me and went home to
cry to his mommy! Hahaha!
WL: Ya know guys, Joel’s a real nice
guy, however, he’s also very crazy, youu know that we played until the lights
went off last time!
Doc MM: Yeah, you two suckers played
until midnight!
WL: That’s why I’m out of
commission, I hurt my left knee again….(pause)…Ya know what happened right? Joel
got mad that he was winning 9-2 in the last game, I won all of the games against
him that night, so he was up in the game 9-2 and the lights went out and he was
mad, so he took his racquet and swung and hit me on my left knee in the dark!
FM: Joel’s on one of his typical
Rrhoid rage! Hahaha! (Slapping his thick muscular thigh in spasms of hilarious
laughters)…..
Doc MM stands up and bends over slightly and takes a pen out
like it’s a steroid syringe and mockingly gives himself a steroid injection in
his left buttock!
FM (Watching Doc MM): Hahahaha! No
seriously, we got to get Joel a cute white tighties Navy outfit and have someone
big and hairy asked Joel, "So Sailor boy, if you be my Sailor, I’ll be your
Construction Man!" YMCA!! Hahahahaha!!!
Doc MM: Damned! Hahaha!
Sidenote: No Big Dan Lefty because
he’s playing in the Hall of Fame Tournament tomorrow. Uma Righty got into a car
accident Tuesday night, some old lady rear ended him while he was enrouted to
Moore Lake. The rooky Justin Righty has other plans. The Crowder Chad Righty was
no where to be seen?
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