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02/08/07. Terrific Thursday VRB Games. Scratch Auditorium, St.
Louis Park LTF. 1900-2200. The wishy washy VRB
pundits conversed with loud whispers tonight and their predictions? Golden
Tricycle Champion Big Dan Lefty is ripe for the picking at St. Louis Park
tonight…Will their predictions prove correct? Let the game begin!
In game number one, Big DL quieted
the VRB pundits with a racquetball show of brute De Force! Everything that Doc
MM left up, Big DL crushed without racquetball mercy! Big DL’s amazing long
reaching rekills and punishing front court rips led to a first game massacre of
Doc MM! Big DL wins handily 11-3! Big DL 11, Doc MM 3.
VRB fan #565546: That was some show
of racquetball Tour De Force by Big Dan Lefty the Golden Trike Champ! Wow!
In game number two, the unexpected
happened, Big DL’s huge offensive machinery grinded to a halt in the face of Doc
MM’s blitzkrieg attacks of long range missile rips and punishing front court
pinches. Doc MM served and shoots to win 11-3 to down the GT Champ Big DL to set
up a tiebreaker for all the GT marbles! Wow RBs from both racquetball wizards!
Doc MM 11, Big DL 3.
In the tiebreaker, the two
racquetball champs played it close with laser passes and photon rips for early
dynamic ties of 2-2 and 4-4. Big DL turned up his offensive machine with several
humongous hurricane size passes to go up 7-4. Doc MM unleashed his own tsunami
devastating passes to knot the score at 7-7. However despite Doc MM’s defensive
theatrics of several near-miraculous gets, Big DL’s big punishing Navy Ships
guns went to work and he launched several booming missiles to end matter
succinctly to successfully defend his GT once more! Big
DL 11, Doc MM 7.
Head Pundit Joel Warrior: How many
weeks do this make Big Dan Lefty King of the GT Hill!? Wow!
Doc MM: Big Dan’s game has
definitely picked up, he’s more patience and his anticipation is phenomenal.
It’s going to be tough to wrestle the GT from him next Tuesday, but I’m gonna
try! Great match!
Other Games:
Big Joel Warrior surprised everyone in the stadium again when
the Good Joel Warrior showed up! The Good JW showed up and gave Doc MM three
heckuva games! The Good JW led in all three games against Doc MM. Doc MM barely
survived the first two waves of the Good JW’s evil deep lobs into the left
abyss, Doc MM barely won 11-6 and 11-5! Then the Good JW’s continual pounding of
the left abyss with a steady frigid drizzle of high Z-lobs and the Good JW won
their third game 11-8! Wow RBs from the Good JW!
Big DL had some troubles as well with the Good JW, Big DL
barely squeaked by in two games by the scores of 11-5 and 11-9.
Doc MM defeats the rooky Justin Righty 11-3 and the newest
rooky Tim Righty 11-2.
The Good JW defeats the rookies JR and TR in succession.
Big DL 11, Uma Righty 1
Big DL 11, UR 6.
UR 11, JR 5.
Doc MM 11, UR 0.
Doc MM 11, UR 1.
The Good JW 11, UR 3.
The Good JW 11, UR 2.
JR won two straight from TR.
The VRB pundits’ collective predictions, "If the Good Joel
Warrior continues to shows up week in and week out, it’s just a matter of time
he wins the GT!"….Wow! |
