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02/15/07. Terrific Thursday Games. Mei’s Garden, St. Louis Park LTF. 1900-2130.

The GT King Big Dan Lefty has squashed all peasant’s GT rebellions and revolutions for the past three weeks and tonight was no different. Big DL downed Fireball Mark, Justin Righty, Paul Righty and split games with the heckler Big Sexy Chad Righty.

Doc MM gave the GT King DL a run for his crown in their first racquetball jousting game of the night. Doc MM was up 10-9 and was not able to close the deal! GT King DL put the hammer down on the peasants GT uprising and won 12-10. Big DL 12, Doc MM 10.

Doc MM came out strong in their second game and was up 3-0. Then hurricane category 7 came out of nowhere named Big Dan Lefty and he blew through with crushing front court setups after front court setups to win 11-3! Yikes!! Big DL 11, Doc MM 3.

…Oh by the way, big Joel Warrior owes GT King Big DL a six pack of Gatorades!

Other Games:

Doc MM swept through big JW 11-2 and 11-5 using the outdoor brick red racquetball ball to neutralize JW’s devious high Z-lobs to the left abyss! Hey, if JW won’t provide the ball and forces Doc MM to provide the ball, he can’t have his cake and eat it too! Haha!

JW spends most of the night playing with his co-worker Carl Righty! Is that a good thing playing with co-workers? Ummmh?!

Uma’s Time: Doc MM 11, UR 2…Tim Righyt 11, UR 9…JW 11, UR 2, JW 11, UR 5 and PR 11, UR 7….

JR vs. FM??!

Sidenotes: A packed VRB house tonight with Fernando Righty, Russian Dave Lefty, and youngster Dan Righty all showing up in force regalia! Even old bald Mike Righty showed up from the Arena club! Wow! Doc MM and friends had to keep moving from one side of the building to the other side to get to open courts like the migration of the wooly mammoths!

One older woman dressed in a dark outfit remarked while standing behind the bleacher to the Heckler Chad Righty, "Hey, are you are a Racquetball Geek sir?" Hahaha!

 

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