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03/20/07. Terrific Tuesday VRB Games. Kathy Kurth Astrodome,
Moore Lake. 1900-2200. Big Dan Lefty is playing some
of the best racquetball the VRB fans have ever seen on the VRB Tour! Big Dan
downed Doc MM with a magnificent firework display of deep killshots and accurate
shotmaking worthy of the GOAT Roger Federer! (GOAT = Greatest Of All Time). Big
DL was a GOAT in their first game with precise deep serves that creep along the
sidewall or were swallowed up in the abysses for an easy butts whopping 15-3
spanking of Doc MM! Big DL 15, Doc MM 3.
In the second game, Doc MM got his
deep lobs working again and with punishing supersonic deep missile passes and
flat front court killshots (Doc MM learns that at this level, poking is a
luxury, unless you’re the GOAT like Big DL, then maybe it’s okay at times). Doc
MM deep precise shot making yielded an early 8-4 lead against the big GOAT Big
DL. However, the GOAT turned it on and fired off deep laser missile passes and
got to almost everything with lightning quickness and rekilled prowess to tie
the score at 8-8! Big DL played better and harder and deservedly won 15-10 to
reclaims his GT! Big DL 15, Doc MM 10.
Other Games:
Uma’s Time: JW 15, UR 4… Doc MM 15 UM 0… DL 15, UR 9… Gary
Righty 15, UR 2…
… GR 15, UR 4 and Doc MM 15, UR 2.
Doc MM 15, JW 0.
VRB Guests: Jim King who had the balls to called Big DL, "He
looks like Alfalfa from the Little Rascals, hahaha!" Oh boy, calling the GOAT
names? Can’t be a good thing."
Sidenote 1: Doc MM handed out a
Double Donuts tonight, first to JW 15-0 and then Doc MM got a donuts license and
opened up a Donut Shop on Uma’s Street. Business is 24/7 guys and gals, so
please come by for some delicious VRB donuts anytime.
Sidenote 2: JW got the best of an
Evil Red Ball and cut it to pieces with a wire clipper to the amusement of Jim
King, Doc MM and the VRB fans in Beijing.
Sidenote 3: No Fireball Mark for the
past three weeks? The rooky Justin Righty is out due to running injuries.
Sidenote 4: JW and Doc MM and Big DL
have already downgraded their memberships to Sports and be saving $20.00+ per
month in membership dues…And you know what this means VRB folks?!!....VRB folks:
More money to buy more Evil Red Ball Corporation Red Balls!!!! Yeah!!!!! JW:
Rats!
Sidenote 5: JW drilled Big DL in one of his ear with the ball
and Big DL walked out in pain. Hopes Big DL is okay.
Doc MM’s State’s Singles Prediction:
I think Big DL has a realistic chance of doing well in state with his vastly
improved patient rekilling and getting game. His serves are better, deeper and
there are more weapons, he will go the quarters at least and if his luck holds
out and he gets through a few tough calls and games, who know, the Finals!! Good
luck GOAT!!
….And some words from Big DL…Big DL: I got more
weapons, I want Terry!
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