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Ugliest of Ugly
Racquetball Strategy #1 When McClayson was an
aspiring "A" player at the University of Minnesota, he thought he was pretty
good wit his low "BB" game. MC ate up "BBB" players like Vincent Righty back
then like jaws on steroid at a discounted Country Buffet. MC was your typical
one armed bandit back then: all forehand and a non-existence backhand.
While MC would make mince meat out of lower rated players, he
dreamed of making a mark at the U of M Racquetball club by maybe squeaking out a
victory over an "A" level player? He dreamt of it daily. His family got sick and
tired of him talking about it. MC knew in his heart that he just didn’t have the
game to accomplish this feat, given his lowly "BB" skill level and all.
 But the nutty squirrel in MC’s head started to turn that
"Thought Cylinder" round and round and MC came upon his first ever Ugliest of
Ugly Racquetball Strategy.
He put this into practice against one of the top club "A"
level player on a cool Fall (10/97) night on court 8 against this tall muscular
youngster Juggernaut named Travis Gray. MC made history as he defeated the
juggernaut Travis Gray by gorging himself on a large bean meal before the match
and farting excessively after each and every rally.
The young Travis Gray was able to take dominating leads of
13-5 and 12-7 earl on, but MC’s thoughtful game plan of continually farting
extremely smelly farts on every rally and especially big fart whoppers on key
points wore down the young Juggernaut Gray and thus, MC squeaked out a match
victory, 15-14, 15-14!
Gray was seen after the match knocking down some chairs. He
was fart punch drunk and trying to exit the fart fumes-infested court of his
demise. MC’s sound ugly strategy came through and his feat is deservedly
recorded in the annals of U of M Racquetball Lore.
Mike Greybeard may have his Ugly Crowding Strategy, but when
push comes to shove, MC will unleash his Ugly Bean Farts Strategy when the chips
are down and when he desperately need to win at all cost!
Yes, ladies and germs, many racquetball critters will scratch
and claws your eyes out when you got it corners, but not McClayson, he’ll fart
his way out and he’ll win too.
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