Ugliest of Ugly
Racquetball Strategy #2
 The Smelly Shoe Strategy. MC inherited a
smelly pair of green and white runny shoes from his old man. His old man used
this pair of shoes to clean the toilet, fish, clean his ass, disciplined smelly
street kids, and this shoe stunk so bad, the U.S. Government arrested his dad
for possession and for using a biological weapon with intent to harm an entire
population and thus, MC became sole owner of this pair of smelly sneaker.
MC kept his pair of awfully smelly sneaker in a family vault
deep within his family’s mansion within another heavily secured vault, with
seventeen inches steel plates and twenty two inches lead walls to block out the
foul smell.
The sneakers sat there unseen and unused for many years until
a fateful day in 07/99, when put on a full suit of chemical masks, gloves and
four inch thick rubber shoes to fetch this Ugliest of Ugly Racquetball weapon of
the McClayson’s family vault, located about five miles underground.
He needed this shoe weapon to combat the Juggernaut Mike
Larson, whom MC has lost the last sixteen of eighteen games to and MC just
didn’t care for starting another losing string again.
MC had to war a gas mask to play the Juggernaut Mike Larson on
that fateful summer night on court 7 at Moore Lake. The Juggernaut Larson was
laughing hilariously at MC for his funny biological hazard suit early on in the
match, but his laughs soon turned to horrific screams of agonies when MC changed
shoes down 2-13 in the first game.
The entire stadium also cleared out at this time. MC won
handily by the scores of something like 15-13 and 15-2. The Juggernaut Larson
was last seen still running for fresh air on highway 35W North headed towards
Toronto, Canada. MC had to hide this from the authority and simply named this
his "Shoe Strategy."
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