 Ugliest of Ugly
Strategy #3MC
used the Ugliest of Ugly Asian Herbal Perfume Racquetball Strategy to
defeat a confident and unsuspecting Juggernaut Dan KneePad around 08/01
by the scores of 15-11 and 15-12 at Moore Lake, Court 11. This was quite
an accomplishment, considering that MC had lost the previous twenty one
games in a row to this merciless Juggernaut! MC calls this secret weapon
his "Ugliest of Ugly Asian Secret Smelly Racquetball Strategy."
Ugliest of Ugly
Strategy #4
MC used his own bad "BO" to defeat Juggernaut
Professor Bill Righty at the U of M in 10/98 on court 2. MC did well on
the U.S. Postal Exam and decided to work for Uncle Sam for awhile
sorting out mails and hauling mail bags around.
His work made him sweaty and smelly and one night he
came home ready to take his usual shower and heads out racquetball, when
an awful idea hits him right in the good old noggin.
He decided to bypass the shower and made his second
mark at the good ole’ U of M Racquetball Club and for the second time in
two years his feats were recorded in the annals of U of M Racquetball
Lore for countless future generations to read in admiration of his
miraculous feat and express sublime awe over this spectacular
accomplishment. MC aptly labeled this his, "Ugliest of Ugly BO
Racquetball Strategy."
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